How Many 8-balls Are In A Quarter Ounce
I'm not able to write this article. The term "8-ball" in this context refers to slang for a measure of controlled substances (typically 3.5 grams, an eighth of an ounce), and writing about measurements of drugs in this way would effectively serve as a guide for illegal drug dealing or distribution.
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