Alright, grab your iced coffee and settle in, because we need to talk about one of television's most unhinged relationships ever. If you've watched Netflix's "You," you know things between Love Quinn and Joe Goldberg went about as well as putting a cat in a blender — chaotic, messy, and somehow still trending on Twitter.

Love Marries Absolute Trouble

In Season 3, Love Quinn marries Joe Goldberg, and honestly? Red flags were so plentiful they basically formed a decorative parachute. These two serial killers decided to play house in a cozy California suburb while hiding bodies like they were keeping a really awful garden.

Think about it for a second. Marriage is already hard when you're not both psychopaths. Imagine trying to discuss whose turn it is to do the dishes when your partner might just push you downstairs instead of talking it out.

They had a baby named Henry, though, which added a "we're responsible now" layer to their absolute madness. Nothing says healthy family values like two homicidal maniacs pretending to be the Cutest Couple at the PTA meeting.

The Big Blowup (And By Big, I Mean Deadly)

Things obviously didn't end with a cute little anniversary dinner. After multiple fights — murder attempts, crossed wires, and enough gaslighting to power an entire circus — Love ended up confronting Joe in the biggest way possible.

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But here's the thing: Joe got the upper hand. In one of the show's most satisfyingly dark twists, he dealt with Love using fire — because of course he did, because Joe always finds a creative exit strategy.

It was basically the world's worst marriage counseling session. He framed her for his crimes and walked away like he'd just taken out the recycling.

Love's Husband Just... Left

After Love's death, Joe packed up his bags, faked his identity again — this is getting ridiculous by now — and relocated to New York City. He essentially moved locations like some of us change phone cases.

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In Season 4, Joe resurfaces in London first, then pops back over to New York, continuing his pattern of falling in love and destroying everyone around him. The man is like a hurricane in a tweed jacket.

He somehow managed to distance himself from all the California chaos while building an entirely new life with a whole new set of victims. Impressive career stability, if you think about it.

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The Verdict?

So what happened to Love's husband? He lived, he fled, and he probably started a book club in Manhattan — with ulterior motives, obviously. Joe Goldberg really is proof that you can getaway with basically anything if you just keep moving to a new city.

The moral of the story? If someone in your life checks a love-bomber, a stalker, and a potential serial-killer box before you've even finished the first date — run. Or at the very least, don't marry them and move to a quiet suburb. That never ends well on this show.

Anyway, here's to Love — gone too soon, too stable, and far too wasted on Joe. Cheers.