So you’ve binged Ginny & Georgia and now you’re staring at the screen, wondering if the cast actually drinks from the Fountain of Youth or just has really good skincare. The answer is a chaotic mix of both. Let’s dig into the birth certificates and have a laugh.

The Teenagers Who Are Definitely Not 15

First up, Antonia Gentry, who plays Ginny. In real life, she was born in 1997, making her 26 years old during the most recent season. That’s right—she’s older than the iPhone and still pulls off high school drama.

Then there’s Diesel La Torraca, the tiny genius playing little Austin. He was born in 2011, so he’s currently 12 or 13—the only one who’s actually close to his character’s age. The rest of the “teens” are basically millennials with fake IDs.

Rounding out the squad, Felix Mallard (Marcus) was born in 1998, making him 25. And Sara Waisglass (Maxine) is also 25, born in 1998. They could legally buy the wine their characters are too young to drink.

The Mom Who Steals the Show (and Your Age Perception)

Now, let’s talk about Brianne Howey, the glorious chaos demon known as Georgia. She was born in 1989, so she’s 34 years old. That means she was only about 25 when she played a teen on The Exorcist TV show.

The wild part? Georgia has a 15-year-old daughter on screen, but Brianne is only eight years older than Antonia Gentry in real life. That’s not a mom; that’s a cool aunt who crashes your parties.

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And for the cherry on top: Scott Porter (Mayor Paul) was born in 1979, making him 44. So the mayor is a fully-grown adult, while the high school boyfriend (Marcus) is only 25. Age is just a number, but in Wellsbury, it’s a confusing one.

The Grandmas Are Actually Around 50

Hold onto your lattes because Jennifer Robertson, who plays the meddling neighbor Ellen, was born in 1971. She’s 52 years old—young enough to still rock a crop top, but old enough to judge your life choices.

And let’s not forget Felix Mallard (Marcus) was 25 playing a high school junior, while Katherine Blocker (who plays a teacher?) is actually younger than some of the “teen” cast members. It’s like a theater troupe where everyone lied about their age on the audition form.

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In fact, the entire adult cast is basically the same age as the “kid” cast. It’s a miracle the show isn’t called 30-Year-Olds Yelling at Each Other in a High School.

The Ultimate Surprise: The Cast Age Gap

Here’s the shocking math: Antonia Gentry (26) is older than the actress who plays her best friend, Abby (Katie Douglas, 25). So Ginny is technically older than her sidekick. Talk about a secret identity.

And Raymond Ablack, who plays Joe, was born in 1986, making him 37. He’s a decade older than Ginny, yet he’s playing a coffee shop owner who might flirt with Georgia. That’s not a world where age exists; it’s a simulation.

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The final boss of this age confusion? Brianne Howey (34) is actually younger than three of the actors playing her daughter’s friends. Imagine filming a scene where your “kid” is older than you. Oof.

So, How Old Is the Cast, Really?

In short, the Ginny & Georgia cast ranges from 12 (Diesel La Torraca) to 52 (Jennifer Robertson), but the “teen” actors are hovering around 25-27. It’s the most expensive, age-appropriate lie since the last High School Musical.

If you’re feeling old, remember that Antonia Gentry was born the same year as the first Harry Potter movie. And if you’re feeling young? Go watch season two and realize your biology teacher has more in common with Marcus than you think.

Now go forth and enjoy your wine, knowing that Georgia would definitely approve of this chaotic age math. Cheers to the cast—they’re all legally old enough to drink it.