Remember when Victorious was the absolute peak of after-school TV? Tori Vega, Jade’s death glare, and Cat’s (questionable) common sense ruled our lives. Well, grab your favorite sparkly juice box, because we’re about to do the math on how old that cast is now. Spoiler: it’s going to make your back hurt.

Victoria Justice: The Ageless Queen

Victoria Justice, our beloved Tori Vega, was born in 1993. That makes her 31 as of 2024. Yes, she’s somehow still playing teenagers in our hearts while being a full-on adult with a mortgage (probably). She’s the only one who doesn’t make me feel like I’m fossilizing.

Ariana Grande: From Cat to Global Pop Star

Ariana Grande, who played the brilliantly chaotic Cat Valentine, was born in 1993 too. Wait—she’s also 31? That means she went from “pink-haired weirdo” to “pop titan who bought a cloud” in just over a decade. It’s honestly terrifying how much she achieved by 25.

Jade West (Elizabeth Gillies): The Coolest Vampire

Elizabeth Gillies, who made being mean look like a sport, was born in 1993. Yes, another 1993 baby. She’s 31 and somehow looks exactly the same as she did when she was threatening to burn Tori’s scarf. Fun fact: she’s actually older than the show itself.

Leon Thomas III: The Soulful Grown-Up

Leon Thomas III (André Harris) was born in 1993 as well. That’s right—four of the main cast are all the same age. It’s like Nickelodeon held a cattle call for babies born in the same year. He’s 31 now, and he’s won a Grammy. Meanwhile, I’m just proud I remembered to eat today.

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Daniella Monet: The Mom of the Group

Daniella Monet (Trina Vega, the whiniest teenager alive) was actually born in 1989. That makes her 34 or 35. She’s the oldest of the core cast, which explains why Trina always seemed like she was from a different planet. She’s now a mom in real life, which is poetic justice.

Matt Bennett: The Eternal Nerd

Matt Bennett (Robbie Shapiro) was born in 1991, making him 32 or 33. He’s the one still touring with that creepy puppet, Rex. I love that Robbie’s voice hasn’t changed, but Matt is now legally old enough to rent a car without a surcharge.

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Avan Jogia: The Gen Z Heartthrob

Avan Jogia (Beck Oliver) was born in 1992, making him 31 or 32. He’s the one who survived the “hot guy” curse and is now a writer and activist. Bonus fact: he’s of Indian and English descent, which explains why he was the only cast member who could pull off those ridiculous sweaters.

The Surprising Truth

Here’s the wild part: most of the cast are now in their early 30s. The show premiered in 2010, so these actors were 17-20 when they were playing 16-year-olds. That’s Hollywood math for you—subtract four years, add some glitter, and call it a teenager. The real takeaway? We’re all old now. The only difference is they’re rich, and we’re still trying to figure out how to get Cat’s hair to stay pink.

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