You know that moment when you realize someone is doing things that seem borderline illegal for their age? That’s living in the Ronald Acuña Jr. era. So, how old is this baseball phenom anyway? The answer might make you feel a little behind on life—but in the best way.

As of this writing, Ronald Acuña Jr. is 26 years old. He was born on December 18, 1997. I know, right? Twenty-six. That’s the age when most of us are still figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet, and this guy is rewriting baseball record books. Let’s be honest: if you saw him rob a home run or steal a base like he’s got wings, you’d guess he was either a cyborg or a teenager. Nope. Just a 26-year-old who makes the impossible look like a casual Tuesday.

Here’s the fun part: Acuña debuted in the big leagues at 20 years old and immediately started doing things that made Hall of Famers squirm. By 21, he was an All-Star. By 23, he signed a contract that made your jaw drop. And by 26? He’s the first player in MLB history to hit 40 home runs and steal 70 bases in a single season. At 26! That’s like someone inventing a new flavor of ice cream every week and still having time to run a marathon. Insane.

So if you’re sitting there thinking, “Wow, I haven’t accomplished much in my life,” take a breath. Acuña is a reminder that age is just a number—especially when you’re having fun. Whether he’s 20 or 40, he’ll probably still be grinning like a kid in a candy store after hitting a dinger. And that, my friend, is the real secret. So here’s to Ronald Acuña Jr.: young enough to break records, old enough to know how to celebrate them—and exactly the right age to remind us all that joy doesn’t have an expiration date.

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