So, you’ve binge-watched Wednesday, fallen in love with the gothic charm of Nevermore Academy, and now you’re wondering: how old is Eugene, the lovable, beekeeper-outcast with a heart of gold? Let’s break it down, shall we?

First off, Eugene Ottinger—played by the delightfully awkward Moosa Mostafa—is around 15 or 16 years old. We know this because he’s a student at Nevermore, which caters to “outcasts” of high school age. Plus, in the show, he’s clearly a freshman, awkwardly navigating the social minefield of first love (sorry, Enid) and the terrifying chaos of a Hyde monster. You know, typical teen stuff.

But here’s the thing: Eugene’s age is a bit of a mystery because the show never gives us a concrete birth year. Instead, we rely on clues. He’s younger than Wednesday (who’s 16), but older than the little psychic kids in the “vibe” training sessions. So, think of him as that sweet, slightly dorky sophomore who just wants to save the world—and his bees.

Why does it matter? Because Eugene’s age is the secret superpower of his character. He’s young enough to be impulsive (like when he follows Wednesday into the woods—bad idea, buddy), but old enough to show loyalty and bravery beyond his years. He’s the underdog you can’t help but root for, even when he’s covered in bee stings.

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So, next time you watch, remember: Eugene isn’t just a number. He’s a reminder that age is just a label, and what really matters is the size of your heart (and the quality of your honey). So go ahead—embrace your inner Eugene. Be weird, be brave, and always carry an EpiPen.

And if anyone asks? Just smile and say, “Old enough to know better, young enough to try anyway.” 🐝

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