Remember those adorable little terrors, the Our Gang comedies—better known as The Little Rascals? They were the ultimate childhood chaos crew, getting into fistfights, building clubhouses, and chasing the He-Man-Woman-Haters Club. If you’re wondering where those pint-sized pranksters are now, buckle up—some are literally pushing 100 years old.

The Permanent Kid: Spanky (George “Spanky” McFarland)

Spanky, the chubby, wise-cracking leader, was born in 1928. That means if he were still around today, he’d be 96 years old—imagine him trying to hide a frog in the principal’s desk now. Sadly, Spanky passed away in 1993 at age 64 from a heart attack, but his iconic laugh lives on in our memes.

Fun fact: Spanky grew up to be a restaurant manager and even a TV host for reruns of his own show. Talk about getting hired by your former employer.

The Tough Guy: Alfalfa (Carl “Alfalfa” Switzer)

Alfalfa, the freckled, cowlick-sporting wannabe crooner, was born in 1927. He’d be 97 today, but his life was tragically cut short at age 31 in 1959 after a gunfight over a debt. Yes, the guy who yodeled “I’m in the Mood for Love” died in a very unmoody way.

He later worked as a dog trainer and a hunting guide. Let that sink in: Darla’s suitor spent his adult life picking up after dogs.

The Sweetheart: Darla (Darla Hood)

Darla, the adorable object of Alfalfa’s affections, was born in 1931. She’d be 93 now, but she passed away at 47 from food poisoning—a cruel irony for someone who seemed to survive on stolen pies as a kid. She became a singer and actress, even appearing on The Jack Benny Program.

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Pro tip: If you ever see a 93-year-old Darla on TikTok doing the “He-Man-Woman-Haters Cha-Cha Slide,” that’s a deepfake. But wouldn’t it be amazing?

The Bucket Hat Goof: Buckwheat (Billie “Buckwheat” Thomas)

Buckwheat, the mumbling, one-“whee” masterpiece, was born in 1931. He’d be 93 today, but he died at just 46 from a heart attack. He grew up to be a military veteran and later a civilian worker—no word on if he still wore a bucket hat to the office.

Buckwheat’s famous “O-tay!” is now a cultural relic. Next time you say it, remember you’re quoting a 93-year-old ghost child.

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The Eye-rolling Genius: Froggy (Billy “Froggy” Laughlin)

Froggy, the kid with a voice so gravelly you’d think he’d been smoking cigarettes in the womb, was born in 1932. He’d be 92 now, but died tragically in a 1948 scooter accident at just 16. The irony? His gimmick was speed—his characters talked fast, but life cut him short.

He remains one of the shortest-lived Little Rascals, a stark reminder that not every story gets a happy ending.

The Immortal Rascals?

A few crew members are still kicking (or at least, they were recently). Mickey Gubitosi, who played “Mickey,” was born in 1932 and lived to age 78. Eugene “Porky” Lee, the glasses-wearing spelling bee whiz, made it to 64. And Scotty Beckett (the guy who got hit by a coconut in The Kid from Borneo) died at 48 from a mysterious overdose.

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The longest-living Rascal? Lassie the Dog. Just kidding—it’s actually Tommy “Butch” Bond, the bully with the slicked-back hair, who lived to a ripe 89. Take that, Alfalfa.

So next time you watch those grainy black-and-white shorts, remember: the little rascals are mostly big angels now. And if you see a 95-year-old man trying to pull a prank on his retirement home nurse, just smile—Spanky’s spirit is still alive.

(P.S. Darla’s hair bows are now in a museum. So are the Rascals’ egos.)