Let’s be honest: when you think of KISS, you probably picture guys who look like they’ve been alive since the Big Bang but partied through it. The band’s whole deal was being larger than life—fire-breathing, blood-spitting, platform-booted gods of rock. But how old are these guys, really? Spoiler: they’re not immortal, but they’ve definitely been around long enough to collect Social Security while still wearing leather pants.
The Demon (Gene Simmons) — The Granddaddy of Shock Rock
Gene Simmons was born on August 25, 1949. That makes him 74 years old as of now. I know, I know—he looks like he could bench-press a tour bus, but that tongue? It’s just as long and creepy as ever, and it’s older than most of our parents. Fun fact: Gene has never been seen without makeup, and rumors say he only removes it to count his millions.
The Starchild (Paul Stanley) — Still Singing, Still Strutting
Paul Stanley came into this world on January 20, 1952, making him a sprightly 72 years old. The man still hits high notes that would make a dolphin jealous, though he claims his secret is “vitamins and screaming at producers.” He’s the one who keeps the band from devolving into a full-on circus, which is saying something.
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The Spaceman (Tommy Thayer) — The New Kid Who’s Actually 63
Tommy Thayer, the current Spaceman, was born on November 7, 1960, so he’s 63. Wait—what’s that you said? “But what about Ace Frehley?” Oh, right, the original Spaceman. Ace is 73 (born April 27, 1951), and he’s been fired more times than a temp at a firing range. Tommy replaced him in 2002, which means he’s been in KISS longer than Ace was. Crazy, right?
The Catman (Eric Singer) — The Drummer Who Refuses to Age
Eric Singer, the current Catman, was born on May 12, 1958, so he’s 66. But hold up—original Catman Peter Criss is 78 (born September 20, 1945). That’s right: Peter is older than your dad’s old vinyl collection, and he still has a saying about “keeping the beat alive.” Eric, meanwhile, has been behind the kit since 1991 (with breaks), and he’s somehow the most normal-looking person in the band.
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So, Are They All Really That Old? Oh, Yes.
Add it up: the oldest living KISS members are all pushing 70, 74, or even 78. That’s a combined age of roughly 400 years of platform boots and bad hair decisions. And yet, they still tour like they’re 25, though I suspect the pyro is now set to “low burn” to prevent hip fractures. Surprising fact: KISS officially retired from touring in 2023, but they’ve already announced a “final final” show for 2024. Because apparently, rock gods don’t do math.
So next time you see a KISS concert T-shirt from 1977, remember: the guys wearing it in the crowd might be younger than the band itself. They’ve survived disco, grunge, and countless bad reviews, and they still look like they’re having the time of their very long lives. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to put on some sunscreen and practice my “rock face.”