How Old Are Mariah Carey's Twins

Okay, let’s address the burning question that’s probably been keeping you up at night (right alongside wondering if your left sock has a secret life): How old are Mariah Carey’s twins? Grab a cup of tea—or maybe a glass of champagne, since we’re talking about the Queen of Christmas herself—because the answer is both adorable and slightly mind-blowing.

So, Mariah’s little angels, Monroe and Moroccan (yes, that’s “Roc” for short, get it? She’s clever with those nicknames), were born on April 30, 2011. Which means, as of this very moment, they are thirteen years old! I know, I know—it feels like just yesterday we were watching them coo in their matching designer cribs while Mariah belted out a lullaby in eight octaves. But now? These kids are teenagers. Thirteen. Cue the existential crisis of time flying faster than Mariah’s whistle register.

And let’s be real: for a mother who once famously said she doesn’t “do” understated, raising two teens must be a whole new kind of fabulous chaos. Imagine the drama—not from Mariah, but from two eighth-graders arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza. “You’re not the queen of my leftovers, Mom!” Still, she recently posted a sweet birthday tribute calling them her “greatest blessings.” Aww. But also, thirteen means they’re old enough to know every single lyric to “Hero” and roll their eyes when she plays it on repeat. That’s the ultimate family flex.

So, next time you’re feeling old, just remember: Mariah Carey’s babies are now taller than her Louboutins, and she’s still slaying. Moral of the story? Time flies, but glitter is forever. Here’s to Monroe and Moroccan—may their teen years be as harmonious as their mom’s high notes… and far less screechy. ✨